"I want all my secrets back"
six word story (via velvet-plats)
stop-hammerkind:

srsfunny:

Glass Blower: Sculpting A Horse From Molten Glass

WHAT

stop-hammerkind:

srsfunny:

Glass Blower: Sculpting A Horse From Molten Glass

WHAT

fernacular:

wittyandcharming:

THESE PARENT BIRDS ARE SO BEAUTIFUL LIKE BIRDY DRAG QUEENS WITH FLAWLESS EYELINER AND THE BABY LOOKS LIKE AN UNFINISHED MUPPET AND I’M DEAD.

fernacular:

wittyandcharming:

THESE PARENT BIRDS ARE SO BEAUTIFUL LIKE BIRDY DRAG QUEENS WITH FLAWLESS EYELINER AND THE BABY LOOKS LIKE AN UNFINISHED MUPPET AND I’M DEAD.

suckmyvertical:

fucking cuddle with me you bitch

Everyone Nose (All the Girls Standing In the Line for the Bathroom) [Remix]
N.E.R.D, Kanye West, Lupe Fiasco, Pusha T

keministfilljoy:

nosdrinker:

shaquilleofeel:

someone kill this man honestly

who the fuck does this

this is so fucking horrible. what a piece of shit. someone please have this man put down

cosmicspread:

u know yr fucked when someone is so fine u can’t even look at them directly u gotta glance at them out of the corner of your eye like yr lookin at the sun

beenkillingshit:

natural-vodka:

Frozen reindeer


It’s light weight beautiful in a fucked up kinda way.

beenkillingshit:

natural-vodka:

Frozen reindeer

It’s light weight beautiful in a fucked up kinda way.

wnderlst:

Moraine Lake, Canada | John Watson

wnderlst:

Moraine Lake, Canada | John Watson