i hate when ur laying down using your laptop and u open ur webcam and u look like this
I was trying to make my friends watch this amazing doc that I love, but they’re little bitches so they didn’t even pretend to pay attention. And at the end she saw me wiping my eyes, and asked if I was crying and I said yeah because the ending always gets me. And she was like “…you literally shed like two tears” and apparently it’s weird that that’s generally what I mean when I said I cried over something??
are you a trap card because i’ve fallen for you
Can we just make Justin Trudeau our PM cuz he’s fucking hot and gorgeous……can’t say the same for harper……
— actual, non-joking status that was on my facebook recently






